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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via haters-gonna-wait-what)

dysenterygay:

I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

(via happily-amnesia)

kars:

what a story

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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(Source: instagrarn, via parisianviolet)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via parisianviolet)

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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(Source: porrimsspookycondomstash, via desolutixn)

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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(via shingeki-no-obsession)